Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Israel recruiting women to attack the Lebanese aid flotilla !


How can Israel hijack the women aid boat going to Gaza without causing (yet another) international scene? Surely male commandos carrying machine guns and raiding the aid boat Mariam (“Mary”, in Arabic) would make for the most unsavoury international sight.

An advertisement published in the Weekend edition of Yediot Aharonot [image source], Israel’s most widely distributed newspaper, may give a hint [thanks to Dena Shunra]:

Security organization
seeks
women with great physical strength and motivation
to evacuate women from the relief flotilla sent by Hezbollah to
Gaza
.
This is a volunteer activity.
Please leave your data after the beep: 076-5400116.”


Calling the number on the ad leads you to an automated message [translation source here]:

“Hello and thank you for your call.

We are looking for women of all ages to aid in evacuation of peace activists from incoming flotillas.

If you are in great shape, and are not dissuaded by challenge, please leave your name and phone number, age and past experience if there is any. An office representative will get back to you at the beginning of the week.

Thank you for your response to this important cause. Goodbye.”


Yes, it IS as ludicrous as it sounds.


We are looking at an organization recruiting women, amateurs included - and perhaps preferred, to physically attack the participants to an international aid mission seeking to bring relief directly to their recipients. Obviously, 25 or so women carrying aid and seeking to challenge the Israeli-imposed blockade on Gaza are a major threat to Israeli national security.


A few clarifications are in order.


First, said aid flotilla is one of two ships leaving Lebanon towards Gaza. The first, the Naji-Al-Ali, carries journalists and media professionals; the second, Mariam, is a women-initiative. Both carry Muslims and Christians, Lebanese and otherwise passengers. Mariam, as it so happens, also carries four American nuns. The “Hezbollah” accusation is the official Israeli government interpretation - and, it is feared, excuse to justify upcoming hostile action on the ships and their passengers.


Second, regarding the advertisement, the recruiting organization is unknown, only referring to itself as a “Security Organization”. Leading blogger Richard Silverstein - believes the ad was placed by the Shin Bet, Israel’s internal security agency.


Third, the ad was also posted on a couple of online job recruitment websites [here and here] ; and aside from the same telephone number one of them also provides an email address - [email protected] - which, after a simple Google search, only appears on said job advertisement, as well as on a forum where said Bill - a 34 years old woman, in all appearances - was inviting people to her birthday party and professing her love for people living in Kibbutzim. [hebrew speakers, please feel free to correct me.]


We wrote to the email address but are yet to receive a response.


Fourth, the phone number - is a VoIP number provided by the national Telecom company, Bezeq; there is no city code that would help identify the recruiter’s location.


There is a possibility that this much controversial advertisement is indeed a hoax. It may be deliberately placed to create this very kind of buzz - and to give the idea that violence is to be expected.


But I do not, as of yet, want to discard the possibility that it is a real advertisement, that the Israeli army really wishes to avoid another blunt 'military vs. human rights activists' confrontation. And putting soldiers in civilian outfits won't do - I reckon that it's nearly impossible for a trained soldier not to use their combat training when under duress, which would defeat the purpose of getting them out of uniform - and that a 'female civilian brigade' of sorts would be used to attack the human rights activists on board of the Mariam with mace and, well, fingernails.


In the mean time, I've been calling said number and filling their mailbox with anti-occupation speech. Give it a try. It's fun! [add +972 before the number and drop the zero].



6 comments:

Shunra said...

About the third item: the post you found is presented as a fictional story about a sexual encounter with a kibbutz guy who is somewhat callous and uncaring.

In further discussions in the forum you linked to, she says that she's having a birthday party in Tel Aviv, in a club called The Club, 12 Hasharon Street (this is in 2006), and that she's about to turn 30.
She asks potential attenders to confirm attendance by email, "to prevent problems with getting in" - or in other words, there will be a bouncer.

The forum itself seems to be a place for people to present their immature wannabe-poetry, oh-so-conflicted.

Additional searches for the phone number turn up a bunch of ads (all with pretty much the same phrasing) and quite a few activists (us!) suggesting a very satisfying worldwide call-in.


Even if it's not for real (and I can't figure out how likely it is to be; Israel's gone 'round the bend even in terms of its own odd sense of propriety), it *is* fun to call in and freak SOMEONE out.

Tamara said...

I'll call them in the morning - hey, maybe i'll get to really know what happens on the next flotilla! - but i'm 99% percent certain its either straight up hoax or some kind of nutty initiative from some sort of privet organization or person.

There was an article about training women soldiers for the boat, so the IDF really dosen't need (and isn't going to) recruit random chicks off the streets, given that theres thousands of qualified female soldiers and police, in active service and reserves, including people trained in crowd control, interaction with civilians, etc.

Even that aside, thats just not how this *works*, y'know? Its bizzarro clownland stuff. Isreal - weird evil zionist devil state, but not *that* weird. (Its amzing the tourism ministry hasn't hired me yet, really.)

Nobody said...

Yes, it IS as ludicrous as it sounds

Indeed. Given the situation of Palestinian camps in Lebanon, it's just very apt that Lebanese would dispatch their own flotilla. :D :D

But then Lebanon is a land of contradictions. I won't be surprised to see the speaker of Lebanese Parliament Nabih Berri demanding a new investigation of Sabra and Shatilla

Mo-ha-med said...

@Shunra
Dena, thanks for precisions.
Yep, I did get the birthday bit (which is why I wrote that she's a 34-year old woman, if she was 30 in 2006 :) But i didn't read into the story, too complicated for me..

@Tamara
Ministry of Tourism I don't know, but I'm sure the Hasbara department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs would LOVE to have you. :)
I don't know what to think about the thing either. You're right, they probably have enough crowd-control trained women..
Then who placed the ad? And is there a mechanism - of sorts? - to check before printing fake ads in a major newspaper? I just don't get it...

@Nobody
Touché, I must concede. :)

Savtadotty said...

It's obviously (to me) some sophomoric way to meet women. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," said Freud, but sometimes it's not.

Mo-ha-med said...

Eh.. sure, if the person putting the ad is into the wrestler profile..