Sunday, November 29, 2009

Cairo Tweetup 2.0, Thursday 3 Dec., Café de Paris, Zamalek. Be there.

يا كايرو!!!


Tweetup 2.0 this week, people! It took us forever - sorry 'bout that. It's not that we've been busy or anything. Just being lazy. You know.

Why? Because you attended last time and loved it. Or you missed it and have been feeling guilty about it ever since.

Where? Café de Paris, Zamalek.
10 Mohamed Thakeb Pacha St. (off El Marashly St.). Zamalek. By the AUC Dorms. You know, the peeps who brought us swine flu - God bless them. Otherwise we'd be worrying about politics, poverty and shit.

To our knowledge, it has no minimum charge. Yes, we care!

When? Thursday, December 3rd! 7 pm, 3ashan el za7ma. You're off the next day. No excuses! (Wael - ditch the wedding. Bring the bridesmaids.)

Suggested topics of discussion: Plans to invade Algeria. Oh, are we through with that topic? Tayeb. How about Dubai crashing and Cairo becoming the next financial capital of the Middle East? (Yes, that was irony.)

Contact us: ehhh... really? =)
@travellerW or by email.)

YALLA PEOPLE! We'll see you on Thursday!!!


PS - yes, Tweetup is a tacky, tacky word and we're sorry. We're open to suggestions for alternative titles that are less بضان.
PPS - as last time - there's another event going on on Saturday 5th. Mr. @ahmednaguib is organising the other one.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

How to make an international crisis out of a lousy football game


An ambassador recalled. Another embassy under siege. A level of alert we haven’t seen in years here in Cairo - it’s nothing like the original Football War but if we play our hand right, it’ll be immortalized in a Wikipedia entry of its own titled “Egyptian-Algerian football war of 2009”.

It started in June. No no, strike that - it started in 1989. A frustrated Algerian player attacks an Egyptian doctor with broken glass, blinding one of his eyes. (investigations this year proved that it wasn’t the main suspect but a teammate of his who was guilty).
Probably since then, the tension in Egyptian-Algerian football games became more than a football competition.

Fast-forward to 2009. In June, the first leg of the Egypt-Algeria is played in Blida, Algeria. Algeria wins 3-1. The game ends with no major incident, though the Egyptian players bus is stoned and their hotel surrounded by night by hooligans attempting to make noise to keep them awake.

The run-up to second leg of the game, in Cairo, is far tenser. Egypt gears up for a decisive match but - it feels nothing short of a World Cup final.
Then comes the real turning point of this entire saga: upon arrival to Cairo, the Algerian players’ bus is stoned more heavily; three players are reported injured. Though the injuries are reported ‘light’ by the team’s doctor, the very graphic images coming from that incident both calm down the Egyptians, and inflamates the Algerians.
A 96th minute goal revives Egypt’s chances for a seat in South Africa 2010; a tie-breaker between Egypt and Algeria is to be held in Sudan four days later, Wednesday the 18th.
The aftermath of the game is celebratory in Cairo but takes violent turns in Algeria, further inflamed by the Algerian sensationalist press which reported 1, than 8, then 12 Algerian deaths in Cairo - rumours promptly denied by the Algerian ambassador in Cairo, but the myth - along with mythical stories of alleged Algerians running to the embassy, their clothes torn, clutching an Algerian flag stained with the blood of martyrs... A Greek saga. The Algerian public falls for it head first.
Hooligans attack Egyptian expatriates in Algeria, in their homes and their offices. EgyptAir’s office in Algiers is ransacked and set ablaze. Major Egyptian companies there, primarily “Orascom” and “Arab Contractors”, recall a large segment of their staff out of safety. Baghdad seems safer than Algiers for Egyptians at the moment.

But hell, it’s not over. As fan travel to Sudan for the tie-breaker on Wednesday, Algeria’s government and businesses sponsor plane tickets, slashing the prices from 90,000 dinars to 20,000, then 5,000 dinars. Fans are even shipped in airplanes clearly labeled “Algerian Air Force” - B-130’s, say those in the know. Browse the audience: all male, quite young, and pretty damn angry. Not your usual sports-loving crowd.

The game ends in an Algerian victory. 1-nil.
Sudanese security plans were to hold the supporters of the winning team in the stadium for three hours, while the losers - assumed sore and prone to violent - were evacuated. That did not happen. And while disappointed Egyptians made their way to the airport, they were attacked by mobs of Algerians who stormed out of the stadium - the winning team doing the attacks, yes - with stones, kitchen knives, machetes, and swords. “Swords like that I’ve only seen in the Saladin movie”, said an Egyptian eyewitness, newscaster Wael El-Ebrashy. (you get the picture even if you haven’t see the film, right?)
They bombarded the Egyptian fans’ buses - we’re talking groups of men, women and children - with stones. With the bus windows broken, they attacked them with flagsticks from which nails were poking, they threw knives into the bus. It wasn’t about maximum injury, nor mass murder: it was about causing visible injury.
So far, upwards of 200 Egyptians are reported injured. Some injuries are severe, one woman has lost an eye.

The night of the game was long in Khartoum - and probably longer in Cairo. A frantic media receiving truncated reports and disconnected phone calls from the Sudan grew crazy. The Algerian ambassador was brought out of bed and called live on Egyptian television at 1 AM. At 1:15 AM, the Egyptian President said that if the situation wasn’t brought to order by 2 AM, Egypt would interfere and deploy military aircrafts to evacuate the Egyptians in Khartoum.
Incensed by mad television presenters, Egyptians have, for the past two days, been demonstrating non-stop in front of the Algerian embassy in Cairo - occasionally engaging in fights with the Egyptian anti-riot squads guarding the building and its personnel.
As we speak, attacks and harassment against Egyptians in Algeria are still ongoing.

The diplomatic story is getting murkier by the moment. Between the games, the Egyptian minister of foreign affairs called in the Algerian ambassador to Cairo to express his concern about the safety of Egyptians in Algeria. A diplomatic slap on the wrist.
After the second game in Sudan, the Egyptian ambassador to Algeria was “recalled for consultations” to Cairo. A diplomatic kick in the nuts, for all intents and purposes.

The Algerians are retaliating - first the Algerian ministry calls the Egyptian ambassador to Algiers, to “protest the Egyptian government’s claims that Algeria was unable to protect the Egyptians in Algeria from hooligan violence”. Algeria also decided to hurt Egyptian business interests there - demanding 597 million dollars from Egypt’s Orascom in taxes.

So where from here? I’m just waiting for the first confirmed death, on this side or that. Then it won’t be ‘complain to FIFA’ campaigns anymore, but it’ll be a withdrawal of ambassadors, potentially threats of sending armies to ‘protect our expat nationals’, and then... Well, we have to earn that goddamn Wikipedia entry, no?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Email FIFA to demand punitive actions against Algeria

I called FIFA this morning and they gave this address to email:
[email protected]
They wouldn't give me Blatter's email and phone number, for some reason. :)

Below is the letter I emailed them. Feel free to use it if you wish. You can also use this online form, or mail or fax them:

FIFA
Attn. Mr. Joseph S. Blatter, President
FIFA-Strasse 20,
P.O. Box 8044 Zurich, Switzerland
Tel : +41-(0)43 222 7777,
Fax : +41-(0)43 222 7878.




To Mr. Joseph S. Blatter, President, FIFA.

The behaviour of Algeria's fans, encouraged and sponsored by their governnent cannot, and must not, be tolerated.

While Egypt was preparing for its final World Cup qualifying game in the Sudan on Wednesday, Algeria's fans has other plans altogether. An anti-Egyptian massacre. A pogrom, no less.

Algeria's fans have attacked Egyptians in Sudan with knives and swords they purchased days earlier - establishing beyond the shadow of a doubt the premeditated aspect of the attacks, an aspect further confirmed if put in the context of the Algerian victory in that game. A massacre was in the plans, irrespective of the game's result.

The blood of dozens of Egyptians children, women and men in Sudan has been shed at the hands of Algerian gangs which flew to Khartoum, subsidised by the Algerian government, for the sole purpose of affecting maximum damage on the property, safety and lives of Egyptians, chasing them down the streets of Sudan. Severe injuries are reported and many have been hospitalised, with injuries going from superficial wounds to life-threatening injuries. To this very moment, Egyptians are taking refuge in the houses and stores of the Sudanese population, terrified of the mobs surrounded them, and unable to reach the airport.

Furthermore, the government and private sponsorship of the attacks, which allowed for airplane ticket prices to be slashed from 90,000 Algerian dinars to as low as 5,000 dinars establishes the responsibility and collusion of the Algerian State in those massacres.

In parallel, the Egyptian diaspora in Algeria has been forced to take refuge in their homes since Thursday November 12th. Their houses have been attacked, their offices ransacked. The Algiers office of EgyptAir was set ablaze. Egyptian companies are pulling out their staff from Algeria's provinces. Baghdad, it would seem, is safer for Egyptians than Algiers.

Anything short of the most severe punitive actions will be a grave affront to FIFA and the values of sportsmanship it upholds and defends, and a surrender to the logic of thuggery and terrorism that Algeria has displayed for the past week.

I strongly urge you to cancel the result of Wednesday the 18th, to suspend Algeria's participation in the 2010 World Cup and future competitions until proper compensation, settlement and apology is agreed upon.

Sincerely,
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Friday, November 13, 2009

Reading into our own comments: the story of Yasmine, the Egyptian-Israeli girl

Different media readings of the same story provide us with an uncensored insight into the perception of Egyptians and Israelis of one another


The eyebrow-raising story of Egyptian-Israeli 12-year old Yasmine Nessim-Leibovitch has been the topic of long feature in liberal Israeli newspaper Haaretz, whose reporter attended the child’s Bat Mitsvah, her Jewish ‘coming of age’ ceremony that was held in her Egyptian’s father’s Sinai resort. Two days later Egyptian newspaper Al-Masry Al-Youm, gave a relatively accurate, but shortened rendering of the original Hebrew article, augmented by a short interview with an Egyptian coworker of the father.


It’s a rare occurrence for a human interest story, due to their inherently local nature, to be of interest to people on both sides of the border. It is rarer for it to be presented in such similar terms. For all that, this article, and the readers’ reactions to it, offers a unique, uncensored, and unusually interesting platform for comparison and analysis.


Take the article headline, for instance.


The Israeli version was titled “Yasmine, Jewish-Muslim, celebrates her Bat Mitsvah in the Sinai”. The primary emphasis is on the religious aspect of the young girl’s identity was what struck the writer first.


Interestingly, the Egyptian article put the dual citizenship element before the religion one - twice: the front page summary was given the title "Yasmine: I am half-Egyptian and half-Israeli... Jewish and Muslim... I speak Arabic with father and Hebrew with my mother”. Inside, the main article headlines “Yasmine, product of the marriage of an Egyptian and an Israeli, officially embraces Judaism on the land of the Sinai”.


It is no coincidence.


Israel is primarily thought of in geopolitical terms; memories of wars with Israel remain very vivid in the Egyptian collective memory, by nature or by design - commemorations of the 6th of October 1973 Arab-Israeli war never fail to dwarf those of the national holiday on July 23rd, in no small part because president Mubarak took part in the former. Israel’s war on Arab populations, with the IDF amounting to its main international spokesperson, is a continuous reminder.


Egypt has traditionally viewed Jews as a religious community as opposed to a national one - unsurprising given the centuries of religious peaceful cohabitation in Cairo, Alexandria and its other major urban centres. Interreligious marriages were never a rare occurrence, and I have recently had the opportunity to meet Egyptian women and men, offspring of such relations, who are practicing Muslims but partaking in cultural Jewish holiday celebrations in Egypt.


All that fuss for that little girl's 12th birthday?


On the other hand, the Israeli self-definition in terms of Jews as opposed to Arabs or Muslims greatly influences the choice of words in the article, and indeed the interaction of Israelis with their neighbours. To step for an instant into politics, the official insistence of the Israeli administration to be recognized by Palestine as a “Jewish” state is symptomatic of this reduced self-image; more critically, Israel’s ironclad differentiation of its own population as Jews and Arabs permeates its perception of itself vis-à-vis its own national communities, and projects its own perception of international relations into an ethnic dimension in which Arab countries, Egypt included, cannot or will not step into.


The tone of the article is also overall noticeably different. Gideon Levy, for Haaretz, is near caricaturally gushing as he tells his story, noting the pretty “melting pot” that is the family photo and seeing the presence of former soldiers on both sides as a man-sized metaphor for peace. Mohammad Abboud for Al-Masry Al-Youm, appears somewhat incredulous and judgmental - mainly of Egyptian dad Hisham Nessim. He describes the mixed attendance as ‘surprising’, and while Levy describes with effusion the ex-military men on both sides who have come to celebrate a child’s life, Abboud marks this occurrence with an exclamation mark.


The family is obviously secular - Yasmine attends a secular Waldorf school - and so was the celebration.


But the concept of “secular Judaism” however remains naturally foreign to the Arab readership -Judaism being primarily defined to them as a religious identity, and secular Judaism a recent and mainly Ashkenazi phenomenon. Although it describes what a secular Bat Mitsvah is like, I believe it is without malice that the Egyptian article referred to the ceremony as “her christening to the Jewish faith”. This important differentiation has however set the tone for a large number of the readers’ comments.


Some comments were neutral, some congratulatory. Past those however, we can identify general trends highlighting the points of discord of both readerships.


Al-Masry Al-Youm readers pointed, in severe terms, to the question of Egyptian-Israeli marriages. With several thousands Egyptians residing in Israel and marrying locals - Arabs and Jewish - the Egyptian public opinion has taken habit in regularly imputing them with treason charges; something readers have not omitted doing, by referring to Yasmine and her father as a “national security threat” or a "fifth column".


The other question regarded Yasmine’s religious identity. Religion being patrilineal in the Muslim faith, commentators deplored or condemned Yasmine’s confirmation as Jew - but more importantly, her father’s participation in a ceremony many readers viewed as a moral and religious outrage.


Many Israeli readers were indignant vis-à-vis the mother, Vered Leibovitch’s “assimilation” - codeword for “marrying a non-Jew”, which has recently been the subject of recent media campaigns and deemed a threat to Jewish continuity. A treason.


Young Yasmine has not been spared the vitriol either, with Hebrew-written accusations of being a ‘self-hater’ and a ‘Jewish girl in captivity’, primarily because the girl declared her wish to live in Egypt when she grows up. This did little to gain her favour in the eyes of the Egyptian readers, who, sadly enough, lamented the thought that she would one day integrate in the Egyptian society and 'marry a local, or become a first lady'.


Readers on both sides have primarily been critical of their own fellow-country(wo)man, displaying a nationalistic reflex vis-à-vis what they considered a treason of allegiance. That the spouse was generally spared is no reason to rejoice, for the “other” remains by default untrustworthy.


The dissimilate identification, on citizenship vs. ethnicity, highlights where the different fault lines are. In a sense, angry commentators have done this debate, indirect as it may be, a good favour.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

My police escorts!

Egyptian police, Taba-Cairo road: our minibus driver told the police we had ‘two Israelis’ on board; the police assigned us protection. The thing is, they were Israelis citizens... Khaled and Ahmed. But we were nevertheless flanked by a number of consecutive police cars, waiting endlessly at the end of each station's jurisdiction while the following station sent their escort.



Palestinian police, Al-Khalil (Hebron), Palestine: Presidential Guard, s’il vous plait, escorted the group of US university students touring the West Bank, last year.



Israeli army, northern West Bank, Palestine: the Palestine Investment Conference had presidential-level coordination, and we benefited from Israeli army 'protection' - and their help to cut through the insanely long checkpoints... that they themselves set up. Ironic, huh?