Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Celebrating 30 years of 'peace': On Egypt’s national schizophrenia towards Israel

As some celebrate, commemorate, or mourn the thirtieth anniversary of the Egypt-Israel peace agreement this week, the Egyptian attitude towards Israel today can only be qualified of schizophrenic.


Anwar El-Sadat landing in Tel Aviv, 1977. (Source: BBC News)


We can summarise this attitude as follows: economic and political accords, smiling handshakes on the one hand, with constant expressions of dislike, defiance and distrust on the other.

This schism is apparent in the State and public spheres and alike -nevertheless with dominant appeasement on the government level, hostility on the popular one.

Schizophrenia or hypocrisy, I am unsure.

The main difference would be intent: a hypocrite is two faced, deliberately changing masks according to his preferences or interests of the day.
A schizophrenic (more accurately, a person suffering from a multiple personality disorder) would unwillingly be trapped between two personalities, failing to control their traits, simultaneously displaying contradicting behaviour.

I went with schizophrenia. I’d rather be psychologically unstable than a hypocrite.


Egyptians dread terrorist attacks in the Sinai and curse the terrorists that conduct them because they scare away vacationers, mainly Israelis - a lifeline for the peninsula’s tourism industry, and whom are by the way well liked by Egyptian backpackers - yet indulge in an extravagant group delirium when a group of old Jewish ladies who grew up in Cairo book a trip to visit the places of their childhood, eventually leading to the cancellation of the entire visit, as happened last year.

The minister of culture valiantly declares in the Parliament that he will “burn Israeli books himself if he sees them in a Cairo bookstore” but promptly gives an appeasing 7-page interview to an Israeli newspaper, whose reporter spent a weekend in his company in Cairo.

Cairo’s leading school for Economics and Political Science - my alma matter - offers no class dedicated to the study of Israel as a country or a society, bringing up the subject through a - single - course on 'Arab-Israeli relations'.

Yet Hebrew education, either in universities or privately, is so booming - that Xceed, a Cairo-based company primarily offering distance tech-support for Microsoft’s international customers in nine languages, has set up a Hebrew Department. Israeli settlers phoning to register their Microsoft products might find themselves in touch with a veiled Cairene woman.

The QIZ agreement (for Qualified Industrial Zones), a US-chaperoned deal fostering Egyptian-Israeli industrial cooperation was heavily vilified as “forced normalization” - at the very same time that queues of Egyptian applicants seeking to take advantage of the deal were reaching all the way outside the Egyptian ministry of external trade. A recent article in the Al-Ahram daily newspaper showed that the agreement was overall beneficial for Egypt; discussions with Israelis showed it remains marginal to the Israeli public and economy.

Egypt threatens to pull out of international cultural events, as it recently did with the Dubai film festival, because they had scheduled an Israeli film (ironically, the film in question “The Band’s Visit”, where most actors are Palestinian Israelis playing an Egyptian music band lost in a small Israeli town).Justify Full

Yet we seem to be valued consumers of Israeli porn - so much that several Israeli adult entertainment websites now offer a version of their websites in Arabic for the benefit of their visitors from neighbouring countries.


These and innumerable other examples not withstanding, Egyptians stubbornly refuse to admit this duality.


As for Egyptians visiting Israel, that’s another story altogether.

While Israelis may drive freely into the Sinai and can easily obtain a visa to the rest of the country, Egyptians visiting Israel are heavily discouraged by their own authorities, and scorned at upon their return.

On a government level, expressing the will to visit Israel or Palestine - as both are a single unit to the Egyptian police administration - requires one to submit to a long investigative process by both the Internal Security (the average person’s nightmare) and the Counter-intelligence services, who must both approve your plans and declare you are not a threat to the country.
Such stringent rules apply even you are visiting your Palestinian wife’s family, or even working for an international humanitarian organisation in a refugee camp.

Subsequent governmental hassle is automatically to be expected. Holding a position in the State can be jeopardized.

An Israeli passport stamp is an Egyptian scarlet letter.

On the personal level, one receives the oddest - and generally the most unfriendly - reactions. Insults and suspicion are not uncommon. Potentially damaging rumours and accusations are legion - ‘normalizing’ and ‘being on their payroll’ are the most common.

Mona El Tahawy, an Egyptian-American journalist who has covered Israel and the occupied Palestinian territories in the past and visits the region periodically, is constantly subject to such abuse. Angry messages she received on a public internet forum, upon her last visit to Tel Aviv a few months back, included such delightful thing as “can you smell the charred flesh of Palestinian children?”.“(Ariel) Sharon is your godfather” was another’s insult of choice. Expressing disagreement with the angry mob exposed one to their vitriol as well.

Yet Mona is a very unique example, and she remains undaunted by the violent reactions to her personal choice to establish ‘normal’ relations with Israel and Israelis - as a place that can be visited and people who can be spoken to.

I have personally chosen to maintain a degree of privacy regarding my own visits to Israel - without hiding it, clearly - my articles and photos are openly published on the internet.


Egyptian public personas are exposed to a different set of complications.

Author Ali Salem, who visited Israel in 1994 and wrote an essay about it (an excerpt of which can be found here) was expelled from the Egyptian writers union for "activity aiming at normalizing the relation with the Zionists”. Salem sued the Union, won the legal battle, then quit the Union. He has not been published since.

Opera singer Gaber Beltagui had his membership from the Musicians’ Union suspended after singing at the 100th anniversary of Cairo’s largest synagogue - a public event which was attended by many an Egyptian and foreign officials. Beltagui had obtained the permission of the Internal Security before he sang.


Yet despite everything, there is traffic on the Egyptian Israeli border - or around it.

The number of Egyptians in Israel, in the words of an Egyptian Embassy official in Tel Aviv I spoke to, is “unknown: they don’t come to register”. But he admitted that they were “in the thousands”.

Many are illegal workers. Some have settled, married - Palestinian Israeli women - and have become citizens. Egyptian press took some interest in them, and the topic resurfaces on occasion, triggering the unavoidable round of calls for stripping them of their citizenship. I am unavoidably baffled by the huffing and puffing armchair generals calling them a ‘national security threat’ on state television, for this is, after all, a country that Egyptians are legally allowed to visit, to marry into, to move to.
But as always, the officious version of the rule is very different.


Conflicted feelings, then. But how Egyptians should behave about ‘normalisation’, or lack thereof, should not depend on feelings but interests.

In terms of interests, two main reasons compel Egypt to maintain friendly relations with Israel. The first is that Egypt simply cannot afford to have a troubled north-eastern border - more so than it currently is. Nor can it afford to engage in diplomatic hostilities, let along military skirmishes with Israel: they’d be in Cairo by tea-time.

The second is the very consequential financial incentive - bribe, really - that Egypt receives from the Americans to maintain its peace treaty, making it the second largest recipient of Washington’s largesse after Israel.

On the other hand, those refusing an upgrade in relationships with Israel also have strong arguments on their side: out of moral principle, no relations should be established until Israel withdraws from all occupied territories and refrains from trampling human rights within Israel and in the Territories.
And of course, appeasing Egyptian popular anger vis-à-vis Israel’s actions, particularly in the context of a fragile political regime, is also an interest in itself.

The more politically astute would add that Egyptian relations with Israeli should be maintained for future use as a pressure card - and a carrot for the Israelis to seek a peaceful settlement with their neighbours.



This split personality is untenable at the long term, and it is only a matter of time until Egypt is pushed out of its uncomfortable fence-sitting onto one side or the other. Political movement from within, changing regional dynamics, external pressure are as many uncontrollable factors that can force the State into one corner, which may not be in its strategic interest.

On a more personal level, the ambient schizophrenia needs to stop; at least a semblant of honesty must be achieved.

And whichever way the country chooses to go - I shall accept.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Natacha

On February 18th, Natacha’s facebook status was “riddled with migraine”. Friends replied by suggesting she relax, eat, try acupuncture, or have sex.

A series of photos was just uploaded last week.

Starting March 18th - four weeks later - messages were of the type “we just heard... get well soon”. Today a little after midnight it was “hang in there, darling, we’re all with you”.


Natacha died this morning. Brain tumour.

The facebook messages stopped at 1am.

I didn’t even know she was sick. Neither did she, until two weeks ago.

We weren’t close friends - we were classmates in grad school and we must have emailed a few times since graduation, particularly since we’re both in Paris. The 'let's meet' messages we both knew we wouldn't follow-up on.

It’s not that I miss her. And I don’t have cute stories to share, less even to write a eulogy.

Yet I can feel my nostrils shiver, and my eyes stinging a little.

Something is really fucked up.
Twenty-somethings are not supposed to die of a brain tumour.

She had a life, for fuck’s sake. Family. Incomplete job assignments, travel reservations on hold. She did not get to finish the new Murakami novel she just bought. She had new photos in her camera she couldn’t wait to show someone next Saturday.

She didn’t deserve it.

Now what. A religious service for a God she barely believed in - ‘half-buddhist and non-practicing catholic’, she wrote -, memories for her family. Her stuff in boxes. The Murakami, with the bookmark she bought in New York, given to a friend of her brother or sold second hand.

The everlasting question that Man has attempted to answer convincingly - and has thus far failed - is why things like that happen. Because, where I stand, it sounds grossly unfair to me.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

ICC to prosecute Al-Bashir: just call, wrong decision, frightening repercussions


After months of building up the suspense, The International Criminal Court decided to issue an arrest warrant against Sudanese president Omar Al-Bashir, issued on March fourth, for crimes against humanity. (no genocide charges, by the way).

That was a very, very bad decision.

Don’t get me wrong: I think Al-Bashir is a war criminal and belongs in the same box as the Pinochets, Milosevics, and Sharons of this world. The question isn’t there: it’s about the repercussions of this warrant.

First, the warrant is served on the government of Sudan; it’s up to the government to hand him in.
This is not going to happen.
The last time the ICC issued a warrant against two people - not only were they not handed in to the court, but one of them - Ahmed Haroun - was made State Minister for Humanitarian Affairs, Sudan’s way of giving the finger to the court.
the war criminal and the jackass

What was the ICC hoping for? For Bashir to fly to the Hague and promise he won’t do it again?
Of course not.
Then what was the purpose?

And, more importantly - what were the repercussions on the victims? Because that’s who we ultimately care about, right?

The Sudanese response was prompt, and very damaging: an hour after the ICC announcement, the Government revoked the licenses of, and expelled 13 major international humanitarian agencies operating in Darfur, including the likes of Médecins sans Frontières (Doctors without Borders), the International Rescue Committee (IRC), and Mercy Corps.
They were given 24 hours to pack and leave.

Without them on the ground, that’s millions of the world’s most miserable left to face hunger, disease, and Government forces rage which will probably renew the violence now that the foreigners, whose deterring presence is - was - immeasurable.

Even worse, the major organisations that remain in Darfur, including the World Food Programme, depended greatly on those NGOs to implement their programmes. So even they are now paralyzed, ineffective.

"With us gone, they have no one", said an MSF doctor.
Precisely the problem.

Granted, the ICC decision to prosecute him, which was taken in July 2008, did scare Sudan out and helped Darfur peace talks, and UN/AU mission deployment.
But it also led to the withdrawal of non-necessary staff from the UN mission: we should’ve learned from that event.

We - the international community - had this threat hanging over Bashir’s head, allowing us to apply pressure and score small victories, one at a time.

By issuing a warrant, this pressure that we had over Al-Bashir is now gone. Plus he's angry. Eh.

Instead, Luis Moreno Ocampo goes on his personal crusade, hoping to score a historical victory: indicting a president in office.
Pathetic.

I can only hope that we'll realise the only solution is to send a seriously armed peacemaking mission to Darfur. Talking to Khartoum isn't useful. We have to do it ourselves.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Jon Stewart's response to the Pope's "Condoms make AIDS worse"


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Pope Benedict XVI: "Condoms would make the HIV crisis worse"

Jon Stewart's comment:

"Pope went on to say that smoking cures cancer.
And if you're looking for a quick morning pick-me-up, try heroin.

Condoms make it worse?
The idea that people should not protect themselves is a little hard to take, coming from the guy who cruises around in the (..) extra large magnum car..

But who am I to argue with the pope.. if anyone he's an expert on sex."


Jon rules.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

This man had the most impressive official title ever



"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Dr. Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."

Holy shit. Talk about narcissism.

PS - If you haven't seen "The Last King of Scotland", you should.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Mohamed does la Hasbara!

Support IDF clip - for your blog” said the email.

A nice email from the pretty young lady (thank you, google) who works for an Israeli government organisation raising funds for the Israeli Army (and who had clearly never read my blog) suggested I post a clip on my blog. And she asked so politely I find it hard to say no: here it is. There! My hasbara!

Hasbara? Qu’est ce que c’est?


Hasbara: from ‘lehasbir’, ‘to explain’.

Hasbara is a uniquely Israeli concept, which goes far beyond ‘public diplomacy’ as used by their MFA. It is not only a government-led policy, where the State tries to embellish its image abroad. Israel has elevated hasbara to almost a national duty, the kind that everyone needs to engage in, constantly, whatever they do or say, whomever they speak to, whatever the topic. ‘'Everyday activism' is the euphemism for this constant service to forward a set of ideas.
National effort’ was the term used by journalist Anshel Pfeffer here.

Some use it interchangeably with 'advocacy', 'public relations', or simply 'Israel activism'.

Promoting state propaganda would normally be ‘frowned upon’ in a democracy - even in an autocracy, for that matter. Not in Israel: it’s nearly a virtue.

But the hasbara/propaganda goes beyond embellishing the country’s image - a thing which we could simply consider to be patriotic (albeit a little hypocritical at times) and in which we’ve all engaged at one point or the other; but the purpose - and specificity - of hasbara is to defend Israel’s actions whatever they may be (despite what some will pretend).

The danger of such course of action, of course, is visible to anyone with a little perspective: it suppresses critical thought.

By enlisting people voluntarily or otherwise in the State ‘war effort’ - as hasbara sees that Israel is constantly under media attack and as such in need of 'fighting back' - it is creating an atmosphere where those who choose to think for themselves, and refuse to participate in this blanket justification of everything the government does, are branded as unpatriotic or worse.


Many Israeli and Jewish organisations engage not only in hasbara, but also in hasbara teaching - developing the masses of 'hasbaraniks'.
The Jewish Agency for Israel, a quasi-governmental organisation, does a lot of such work; this Hasbara Handbook they sponsor is a good example of the kind of skills they seek to transfer to their foot-soldiers, and the kind of propaganda they want them to engage into.

And propaganda is not a word they shy away from: the section entitled “Seven Basic Propaganda devices” (I kid you not) explains the basics of opinion manipulation and discussion-murking.

It’s so beautiful I can feel my ears warming up.

Others take the intensive and more expensive way: generous fellowships are awarded to bring over Jewish students from abroad and turn them into Israeli megaphones. Relatively expensive brainwash indeed. Others, more modest, do the same with local courses in North America.


Another type of Hasbara: CAMERA, a pro-Israel group, launched a campaign to
edit Wikipedia entries related to Israel.
Read this, it's fascinating.



In a time of war, public advocacy is needed; in a time of massive human rights violations, and the large ensuing international criticism, blind defense à-la-hasbara is much required.

Several weeks ago Haaretz informed us of an Israeli government programme to recruit volunteers to do online hasbara; the war terminology - “an army of bloggers”, said the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption - did not go unnoticed.

I was surprised the Government was so openly organising the ‘civilian’ hasbara effort, rather than just encouraging it without being officially associated to what most people say or write. Clear strategic thinking or despair and brashness, I wasn’t sure.

The article also gave the email address - a government one - to sign up.

I signed up!

A day or two later, I received an email - in Hebrew - from the ministry of Immigrant Absorption, with a basic “thank you for volunteering, we will pass on your email to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, etc” and my favourite “I hope that, together, we will succeed in changing the anti-Israeli trend on the internet”.
Signed by Yoash Ben Yitzhak, Spokesperson and ‘supervisor for the Hasbara’.


It took them another week to get their act together; the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in the person of seriously disorganised Alon Gilad ([email protected]) - a dude who puts smiley faces in his work emails - of the Hasbara department of the MFA.

He requested people to sign up to Giyus.org and to download their news tool, which provides alerts for anything regarding Israel with buttons to reply - with the pre-distributed talking points - and to forward the story and comments to politicians and Congressmen with pre-written emails, objecting, whining, or approving and supporting.
For instance an article about the US’s boycotting the Durban II Racism conference gives way to a button that, once clicked, automatically sends an email to the UK prime minister, the German chancellor, the Czech presidency of the EU, the Hungarian president’s office, and the Danish prime minister, asking them to follow suit.

I found this particularly interesting because Giyus - acronym for ‘Give us your united support” is a not-for-profit, defining itself as “a coalition of Jewish and pro-Israeli organizations working together to help the Jewish community voice its opinion in an effective, active manner.”

That the MFA decide to rely on them adds another layer of informality to the process, further taking the commands away from the MFA. Again: laziness, amateurism, or strategy?

This warning from the email I found surprising:

“Please do not forward this Email or any of our emails, if you want
to forward a link, just copy it to a new email”

I wonder why...


A talking point repeated ad verbatim - and ad nauseam - during the war.
Story explained here.

And the talking points?

Well, the MFA wrote their own talking points in a memo sent to their volunteers; nothing too dramatic though, the stuff of Israeli official declarations really.


They complemented their used-up talking points with links external websites such as Aish Ha-Torah (who was behind the racist and anti-Muslim documentary “Obsession”, if you recall) or Bicom, or even extremist blogs.

I was left a little disappointed: I understand the need of the MFA to cover its back and loosen the ties to the ‘end product’, by outsourcing the designation of the bad guys and the formulation of the talking points to others.

But this also allows it to be more extreme, both in the arguments and in the victims of those coordinated hasbaranik attacks.

Luckily, the hasbaraniks are easy to spot: their comments usually follow the "good-article-thanks-for-bringing-it-up-but-the-Israeli-government-is-right-and-you're-wrong-because-of-the-following-talking-points-pasted-below". Check them out on The Guardian's Comment is Free pages, or on BBCNews...

The latest email from the MFA’s Information Department ([email protected]) requested some Hasbara be done with respect to the centenary of Tel Aviv, with this link (there! Another contribution to the hasbara effort!! Where’s my reward??) provided for material.


E-hasbara is bound to improve with time. So should our response. Counter-propaganda; and by which I do not mean to respond in kind. Rather than fighting lies with lies, we need to respond to hasbara with the truth.

But we are distanced in the logistics. Very much so. Until we are capable of leveraging strong support and of developing internet tools that would be reactive and easy to use, we'll be losing the race.

And, frankly, losing a battle to propaganda and lies because they come in an organised format is simply shameful.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Welcome to Hebron!

Their house was destroyed by the army, which does not allow them to rebuild it.
Their land is claimed by the Jewish settlers. But they resist.

South Mount Hebron.


A queue of seven-year olds lining up before a soldier who searches their schoolbags.

Streets emptied of people and shops closed whenever the settlers decide to walk in the street.

People attacked in their homes by the settlers, who have their children throw blocks of stone at Palestinian kids. Or bags of garbage.

Welcome to Hebron!

Israeli observation tower - with snipers - overlooking the Arab market


Welcome to Hebron is an interesting and relatively short documentary produced by Terje Carlsson (can that name be any more Swedish?) about life in Hebron, following around a 17-year old, Leila, who has to avoid the stones of angry settlers and the harrasment of the soldiers to go to school or to visit a friend.

And the documentary (now available online, by the way) is keeping it mild. Amira who visited Hebron a few weeks back reported on the story of a man who refused to sell his house to settlers: they murdered two of his children, and beat up his pregnant wife, making her lose the baby.

Yes, it's THAT awful.

They, and a couple of other families, are forced to live in tents because
the army destroys any construction they build. On their own land.
South Mount Hebron.


While I found absolutely repulsive the horror the Palestinians live in, what shocked me the most was the normalcy of it all. Palestinians go about their lives, minding their own business; settlers about theirs, poisoning the Palestinians' existence. (incidentally, if what goes on in Hebron is not terrorism, I don't know what is).
That's how it is, that's likely how it's going to remain.


AND a very loosely related article about how the West Bank will be where things will be determined (or not): "The real Israel-Palestine story is in the West Bank.

I'll up the article one: the real story is in Hebron.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Egypt most religious country in the world, apparently?

Says a Gallup survey. I find that rather amusing, but apparently 100% answered Yes to the question "Is religion an important part of your life?"

Of course, we can argue that a self-reported "importance" means little and probably wouldn't allow for international or even individual comparisons.
Plus it's a yes or no question, there's no "how much" or, more importantly, "how".


Anyways.


For comparison purposes, Iran scored 83%, USA 65%, France 25%, Israel 50%.

Norway, Denmark, Sweden, and finally Estonia came at the end of the list, with 20, 18, 17, and 14% respectively.

Interestingly, 7 out of the top 10 most religious countries are majority Muslim countries.
And 8 out of 10 are in Sub-Saharan African or East Asia.


The link between underdevelopment and religiosity (not religion: religiosity) is one I'd be keen to explore...

(And speaking of religion, this still cracks me up.)

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Graduate students are but bacteria-sitters

This article was talking about other forms of life, etc, and scientists trying to develop synthetic 'alive' molecules, bacteria, somethings, anythings - and then I read this:

Quote:

His team have created perhaps the closest yet to a man-made alternative form of life.

"We are announcing the first example of an artificial synthetic chemical system capable of Darwinian evolution," he told the conference.

"Is it alive? Well, I can tell you that it is not self-sustaining.

"You have to have a graduate student stand there and feed it from time to time, but it is evolving."


Fellow graduate students, in the eyes of our supervisors, we only serve to feed the synthetic molecules from time to time, changing their carbon-enriched environments, and teaching them Darwinian evolution.

We, are bacteria-sitters.

Weep.