Want to eat (an) Italian tonight?

Anyone who will use the word Italy, Materazzi, Azzure or even Ciao in the next 40 days is banned from my life, I'm sorry to announce. Same if you invite me for a pizza, pasta, lasagna, or a cup of cappucino.

According to British press, Materazzi (figlio di puttana!!!) would have shouted "Terrorist son of a bitch" at Zidane. Hmmm. Classy italian football. In any case, Materazzi is not know for his good manners anyway, but is famous for being violent and picking up fights. Tsssk, tsssk, italian football is regressing.. With the kind of morals in the Serie A anyway, what else did you expect from their national team?

For that matter, I got this email today - thanks Omar -- it's childish but it's very funny, especially the mass forwarding in several languages (despite the weak translations) I find hilarious...

"Desormais deux nouveaux mots de la langue francaise sont apparus:
un Materazzi est une personne lache qui insulte les gens pour les pousser a bout!
un Zidane est une personne bonne, courageuse et impulsive prete a rendre des risques enormes pour defendre ce qui lui est fondamental.

From now on two new slang words will be used:
a Materazzi is a cowardly person who insults people to push them to the limit!
a Zidane is a courageous and impulsive, good person ready to take enormous risks to defend what is fundamental for him.

De agora em diante havera duas novas palavras de calao:
um Materazzi é uma pessoa cobarde que insulta pessoas so para as levar aos limites!
um Zidane é uma pessoa boa, corajosa e impulsiva pronta para a cometer riscos enormes para defender o que lhe é fundamental.


D'ora in poi due nuove parole saranno usate:
un Materazzi è una persona codarda che insulta la gente per spingerla verso un'estremità!
uno Zidane è una persona buenna, coraggiosa e impulsiva aspetta per assumersi le responsabilità enormi per difendere che cosa è fondamentale per lui.

من الآن فصاعدا سيتم اضافة كلمتين جديدتين
الماتيراتزي: شخص قذر و جبان يقوم بسب الآخرين ليدفعهم فقدان أعصابهم
الزيدان: شخص طيب و شجاع مستعد الى القيام بأقصى المجازفات للدفاع عن ما هو أساسي بالنسبة له
"
Feel free to add your language!!!

Zizou, on est tous avec toi!!!